Saturday, July 09, 2005

The Name Game

Celebrities do some pretty strange things, from mouth-kissing Larry King on TV to wearing a swan costume at an awards presentation. And don't even get me started on Michael Jackson. But I still find it hard to believe that famous people are giving their babies such whacked-out names as Banjo, Apple and Moxie CrimeFighter. My pet theory? That celebrities publicize these bogus crazy names so their offspring can be protected from stalkers and other people that would otherwise invade their privacy...

But what do I know. My parents named me I.F.!!!

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