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REDNECK:
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HACKER:
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JIVE:
I wuz tryin' t'do some freelance writin' today, but ah' developed some splittin' haidache. ah' dought dat puh'haps ah' could scribble some bit on de blog and dat might dig de creative juices flowin'. Alas, no luck. Ya' know? So's I plum said, "de heck wid it," and came across dis waaay coo' website which translates o'dinary text into different dialects.

ORIGINAL POSTING:
I was trying to do some freelance writing today, but I developed a splitting headache. I thought that perhaps I could write a bit on the blog and that might get the creative juices flowing. Alas, no luck. So I just said, "the heck with it," and came across this cool website which translates ordinary text into different dialects.

Surf on over to THE DIALECTIZER and check it out!