Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Bird by BLANK

I just got the new issue of The Wittenburg Door in the mail. It's the one with Elvis as a priest on the cover. It's great, although I was hoping that a satire I wrote about a certain Virginia Beach based televangelist would make this issue. I guess I'll have to wait until the January/February edition...

I have channeled my frustration at not being in this month's lineup into a productive direction. I'm writing the Great American Novel. It's a murder mystery set during a taping of Match Game '76. The first line is, "It was a dark and stormy BLANK."

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