Gimme A Break

I've had a longstanding grudge against the candy industry since the late 1970s, when I discovered that I could no longer buy a Marathon or a Wonka Skrunch Bar. But all was forgiven yesterday when I tried a Kit Kat Crisp Wafer Bar! Imagine one regular Kit Kat wafer blown up to the size of a candy bar... Pure genius... Try it! It's more than a candy bar, IT'S A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE!!!